at one time, the HPDH2 script had draco walking across the courtyard to his parents
until he saw that harry was alive
at which point he shouted
and ran back
across the courtyard
away from his parents
Uuuughhh fine i’ll ship it
I’m not done talking about this kid.
If Beast Boy wasn’t so busy being a little turd he could be potentially the most accomplished assassin in the DC universe. he has the abilities of every creature to ever exist at his disposal.
That housefly chilling on your wall silently turning into a black mamba.
Getting some beauty sleep? Howbout mr. brown recluse pays you a visit.
Ooh look at that butterfly flying over your head NOPE, BOX JELLYFISH.
Or a gnat crawls into your ear. Then turns into a rhinoceros, now painted with a fresh coat of your blood.
Or a falcon flies at you at 100+ miles per hour and now it’s a bear flying at you at 100+ miles per hour.
But no. He has to be a “good guy” or whatever.
Let’s be honest.
If Garfield Logan wasn’t so driven by compassion and enjoyment of being a hero - he’d be downright scary.
but why would we ever remove the wisest of our teeth
if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
you know what’s dumb
the concept of treating adolescents like children throughout the entirety of their teenage years and then at around age 17 pulling a complete 180 and expecting them to decide within the next couple years what they want to do with the rest of their lives
this is the greatest set ever
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
MICROSOFT WORD HAS A FUCKING “INSERT CITATION” BUTTON WHY THE FUCK DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THIS IS SIGNIFICANT INFORMATION FUCK THE SCHOOL SYSTEM THIS IS MICROSOFT WORD 2007 I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE AWARE OF THIS IN HIGHSCHOOL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I HATE EVERYTHING
you can fucking log your sources into your document and then at the end press a fucking button and it makes a bibliography page for you im
im not even lying im so mad
The makers of The Hobbit are really lucky that Elijah Wood and Orlando Bloom are basically immortal
I like how America is freaking out like “AHHH SAME SEX MARRIAGE AHH TAXED HEALTH CARE OMG AHHHHHH!!! THE WORLD WILL BURN!!” and literally right next to them is their most similar country doing perfect with both of those things like it’s a no-brainer.
what the hell is that beaver doing
quietly reveling in its stable economy.
Advertising done right. For sure.
i know theyre just advertisements but this actually makes me really sad
im very accepting i have friends from all 3 hogwarts houses that arent my own
drunk with power, steven moffat declares that the doctor’s name is “steven moffat”
remember when you were younger and getting socks or pajamas for christmas was like the worst most boring present ever, but now it’s like
aww yiss motherfucking socks that’s right bitches i got fucking SOCKS get on my feet right now
And in that moment I swear we were Dobby.
We accept the socks we think we deserve.