truth or dare?

let me get this straight

the-loneliest-god:

gingerhaze:

leighway:

at one time, the HPDH2 script had draco walking across the courtyard to his parents

until he saw that harry was alive

at which point he shouted

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and ran back

across the courtyard

away from his parents

to harry

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Uuuughhh fine i’ll ship it


annicaspoon: superheroshowdowns: I’m not done talking about this kid.If Beast Boy wasn’t so busy being a little turd he could be potentially the most accomplished assassin in the DC universe. he has the abilities of every creature to ever exist at his disposal.Imagine: That housefly chilling on your wall silently turning into a black mamba.Getting some beauty sleep? Howbout mr. brown recluse pays you a visit.Ooh look at that butterfly flying over your head NOPE, BOX JELLYFISH.Or a gnat crawls into your ear. Then turns into a rhinoceros, now painted with a fresh coat of your blood. Or a falcon flies at you at 100+ miles per hour and now it’s a bear flying at you at 100+ miles per hour.But no. He has to be a “good guy” or whatever./rant Let’s be honest.  If Garfield Logan wasn’t so driven by compassion and enjoyment of being a hero - he’d be downright scary.

annicaspoon:

superheroshowdowns:

I’m not done talking about this kid.

If Beast Boy wasn’t so busy being a little turd he could be potentially the most accomplished assassin in the DC universe. he has the abilities of every creature to ever exist at his disposal.

Imagine:

That housefly chilling on your wall silently turning into a black mamba.

Getting some beauty sleep? Howbout mr. brown recluse pays you a visit.

Ooh look at that butterfly flying over your head NOPE, BOX JELLYFISH.

Or a gnat crawls into your ear. Then turns into a rhinoceros, now painted with a fresh coat of your blood.

Or a falcon flies at you at 100+ miles per hour and now it’s a bear flying at you at 100+ miles per hour.

But no. He has to be a “good guy” or whatever.

/rant

Let’s be honest. 

If Garfield Logan wasn’t so driven by compassion and enjoyment of being a hero - he’d be downright scary.


mtsilveronrs:

but why would we ever remove the wisest of our teeth


14th2:

aiclan:

afrogay:

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited 

if

great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die


pomegran8:

you know what’s dumb
the concept of treating adolescents like children throughout the entirety of their teenage years and then at around age 17 pulling a complete 180 and expecting them to decide within the next couple years what they want to do with the rest of their lives


fuckthefilthfriends:

this is the greatest set ever


oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”


owlapin:

owlapin:

owlapin:

MICROSOFT WORD HAS A FUCKING “INSERT CITATION” BUTTON WHY THE FUCK DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THIS IS SIGNIFICANT INFORMATION FUCK THE SCHOOL SYSTEM THIS IS MICROSOFT WORD 2007 I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE AWARE OF THIS IN HIGHSCHOOL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I HATE EVERYTHING

you can fucking log your sources into your document and then at the end press a fucking button and it makes a bibliography page for you im

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im not even lying im so mad



lordthorin:

The makers of The Hobbit are really lucky that Elijah Wood and Orlando Bloom are basically immortal


bornofsaltandsmoke:

scooby-dooby-who:

pizzaforpresident:

creeds-thoughts:

I like how America is freaking out like “AHHH SAME SEX MARRIAGE AHH TAXED HEALTH CARE OMG AHHHHHH!!! THE WORLD WILL BURN!!” and literally right next to them is their most similar country doing perfect with both of those things like it’s a no-brainer.

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what the hell is that beaver doing

quietly reveling in its stable economy.


tepidjudgement:

Advertising done right. For sure.

i know theyre just advertisements but this actually makes me really sad


skinnybaras:

im very accepting i have friends from all 3 hogwarts houses that arent my own


genderikari:

drunk with power, steven moffat declares that the doctor’s name is “steven moffat”


the-lonely-scottish-guy:

technicolor-symbiont:

stereo-symbiosis:

remember when you were younger and getting socks or pajamas for christmas was like the worst most boring present ever, but now it’s like

aww yiss motherfucking socks that’s right bitches i got fucking SOCKS get on my feet right now

And in that moment I swear we were Dobby.

We accept the socks we think we deserve.